oh hey, I'm Lladnek

20. Kendall. Canadian Born, Grew up in the States. Sleep. Write. Paint. Regret... REPEAT.

shlomgil:

whererandommeetspointless:

I used to think blondes weren’t my type. 

How wrong I was. 

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postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

(via virginsacrificer)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via stormafter)

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via hi)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via zackisontumblr)

(Source: beautyinfilms, via youcunttouchme)

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

(via hi)

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

(Source: iliketoeatsalamanders, via shlomgil)

DC:

Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:

YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:

We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:

HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:

The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:

DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:

After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:

PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:

We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:

NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:

We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:

NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:

We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:

FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:

Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:

NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:

Wait-

Marvel:

NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:

I didn't-

Marvel:

NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:

TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:

PEACE

Four times we wanted to wrap Sam in a blanket, cuddle him and sing him to sleep. 

(Source: out-in-the-open, via suchasticklerfordetails-sammy)

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via tedahfromtayla)

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

(via stormafter)

usedkneedles:

lionsarah:

abigailwlker:

AU where female characters aren’t treated like shit by their own writers and fandoms 

AU called Orphan Black

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(via shlomgil)

unshaped:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

my heart just got shattered

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