oh hey, I'm Lladnek

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(via deep-dish-pizza)

godlovesfags:

if you’re in high school and you feel like your life is getting worse or like you’re getting sad you really need to just stop fucking blogging so much.

y’all just sit here and enable each other to feel sorry for yourselves and sit online all day just making it worse.

hang out with friends.

go outside.

do something.

(via lesterburnhamm)

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(via lesterburnhamm)

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(via the-process-of-doing)

(via my-smile-hides-dirty-secrets)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via peaceandpot)

genuinelylarry:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via lesterburnhamm)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via deep-dish-pizza)